U know... there is a sign that says 'Value life, don't jump down' or something on the MRT track. Makes me wonder how many people think of jumping down.
I mean... there are better ways of dying... like CO poisoning.
Lets compare...
Advantages of CO poisoning...
1. U die a beautiful death cos your cheeks are pink from all the CO u are taking in.
2. Your body is intact.
3. Its painless.
4. U don't cause people so much trouble.
Disadvantages of jumping onto the MRT track...
1. Its painful.
2. U look like mince meat.
3. U cause the commuters alot of trouble.
Disadvantage of CO poisoning...
1. Have to spend alot of money to buy a car to die in... though I suppose its cheaper if u can find a tank of CO gas.
Advanatage of jumping onto MRT track...
1. Its almost free.
Hmmm.... jumping on the MRT track will really be the last option on my list of the ways to die.
Haha... I am just crapping. Though that sign really made me smile in amusement... wonder who was the one who thought of this idea up... I mean... I doubt one sign will make a person change their mind about whether they want to jump down or what... oh well... at least I do admire the courage of the person to actually jump down... something that I am too scared to do.
I mean... there are better ways of dying... like CO poisoning.
Lets compare...
Advantages of CO poisoning...
1. U die a beautiful death cos your cheeks are pink from all the CO u are taking in.
2. Your body is intact.
3. Its painless.
4. U don't cause people so much trouble.
Disadvantages of jumping onto the MRT track...
1. Its painful.
2. U look like mince meat.
3. U cause the commuters alot of trouble.
Disadvantage of CO poisoning...
1. Have to spend alot of money to buy a car to die in... though I suppose its cheaper if u can find a tank of CO gas.
Advanatage of jumping onto MRT track...
1. Its almost free.
Hmmm.... jumping on the MRT track will really be the last option on my list of the ways to die.
Haha... I am just crapping. Though that sign really made me smile in amusement... wonder who was the one who thought of this idea up... I mean... I doubt one sign will make a person change their mind about whether they want to jump down or what... oh well... at least I do admire the courage of the person to actually jump down... something that I am too scared to do.
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