RanDOm NonSENse oN AniMAls...
Today... as I walking... I saw this dog and cat. The dog was wagging its tail and obviously wanted to be friends with this cat. Smart dog. This cat was arching its back and obviously didn't want to be friends with this dog. Stupid cat. Immediatefly fell in love with that dog. I mean.... how often is it that u see a dog that knows that making a friend of a cat is better than making a foe of a cat. I would dearly have wished to just pick him up and bring him home.
I know this dog. She has CHARACTER. Her owner takes her out for a walk. When this dog feels tired, she just plops down on whatever spot she is on and refuse to move. What an original dog. Haha... I wish I can go and see her. *Hint hint* *grins* There is a quote... ' like father, like son' or 'like mother, like daughter'. In this case... its 'like mistress, like dog'.
Hmm... I always wanted two budgeries.... because then I can call one 'budge' and the other 'jerry'. 'Budge-jerry'.... get it? Haha... when I was small... I thought it was the most unique and original way to call 2 animals. I was so proud of myself.
I always assumed... for some reason. All dogs were males... and all cats were females.
Last time... for some UNKNOWN reason... I asked my friend whether she liked to eat a brand of fishballs called 'dodo' fishballs. She paused for a moment and suddenly looked very enlightened. Then she said... no wonder all the dodos are dead. I had this sudden brainwave. Asked Michelle if I send this to Reader Digest for their jokes section... will they accept it and published it. She said very carefully so as not to hurt my feelings... no... I think they won't. So sad... there is a reward of 200 dollars for every original joke published. Not very funny meh?
This is the end of my random nonsense on animals. Thank you.
Today... as I walking... I saw this dog and cat. The dog was wagging its tail and obviously wanted to be friends with this cat. Smart dog. This cat was arching its back and obviously didn't want to be friends with this dog. Stupid cat. Immediatefly fell in love with that dog. I mean.... how often is it that u see a dog that knows that making a friend of a cat is better than making a foe of a cat. I would dearly have wished to just pick him up and bring him home.
I know this dog. She has CHARACTER. Her owner takes her out for a walk. When this dog feels tired, she just plops down on whatever spot she is on and refuse to move. What an original dog. Haha... I wish I can go and see her. *Hint hint* *grins* There is a quote... ' like father, like son' or 'like mother, like daughter'. In this case... its 'like mistress, like dog'.
Hmm... I always wanted two budgeries.... because then I can call one 'budge' and the other 'jerry'. 'Budge-jerry'.... get it? Haha... when I was small... I thought it was the most unique and original way to call 2 animals. I was so proud of myself.
I always assumed... for some reason. All dogs were males... and all cats were females.
Last time... for some UNKNOWN reason... I asked my friend whether she liked to eat a brand of fishballs called 'dodo' fishballs. She paused for a moment and suddenly looked very enlightened. Then she said... no wonder all the dodos are dead. I had this sudden brainwave. Asked Michelle if I send this to Reader Digest for their jokes section... will they accept it and published it. She said very carefully so as not to hurt my feelings... no... I think they won't. So sad... there is a reward of 200 dollars for every original joke published. Not very funny meh?
This is the end of my random nonsense on animals. Thank you.
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