RaNDom NonSeNSe aBOuT AniMAls...
Today... as I was walking... I saw this dog and cat. This dog was wagging its tail and obviously wanted to be friends with this cat. Smart dog. This cat was arching its back and hissing and obviously didn't want to be friends with this dog. Stupid cat. Immediately fell in love with that dog. I mean... how often is it that u see a dog that knows that making a friend of a cat instead of a foe of a cat is better. I would dearly have wished to just pick him up and bring him home.
I know this dog. She has CHARACTER. Her owner takes her out for a walk every night. When this dog feels tired. She just PLOPS down and sit in the middle of nowhere and refuse to move. When I heard this. I also fell in love with this dog. What an original dog. Haha... I wish I can go see her. * Hint hint* *grins* There is an quote... 'like father, like son' or 'like mother, like daughter'. In this case... all I can say is 'like mistress, like dog'
Only one thing. I feel very indignant on this dog's behalf. For such a smart dog, she got a rather erm... ________ name. (Fill in the blank yourself) U know whats she called... Woofy. Sometimes I wonder... if she squeak... would she be called squeaky? If she growled... will she be called growlly. If she barked... would she be called barky. (The above mistress... please don't take offense. This is just one of my ramblings)
Hmmm... I always wanted two budgeries... because then I can call want 'budge' and the other 'jerry'. 'Budge-jerry'... get it???? Haha... When I was small... I thought it was the most unique and most original way to call two animals. I was so damn proud of myself last time.
Last time... for SOME unknown reason... I asked my friend whether she like to eat 'dodo' fishballs. She pause for a moment and suddenly looked very enlightened. Then she said... no wonder all the dodos are dead. Muahaha... I had this great brainwave. Ask Michelle whether if I send this to the reader's digest for their jokes section... will they accept it and publish it. She said very carefully not to hurt my feelings... no... I think they won't. So sad... there is a reward of $200 for every joke published. Not very funny meh?
Thats the end of Huimin's random nonsense on animals. Thank you.
Today... as I was walking... I saw this dog and cat. This dog was wagging its tail and obviously wanted to be friends with this cat. Smart dog. This cat was arching its back and hissing and obviously didn't want to be friends with this dog. Stupid cat. Immediately fell in love with that dog. I mean... how often is it that u see a dog that knows that making a friend of a cat instead of a foe of a cat is better. I would dearly have wished to just pick him up and bring him home.
I know this dog. She has CHARACTER. Her owner takes her out for a walk every night. When this dog feels tired. She just PLOPS down and sit in the middle of nowhere and refuse to move. When I heard this. I also fell in love with this dog. What an original dog. Haha... I wish I can go see her. * Hint hint* *grins* There is an quote... 'like father, like son' or 'like mother, like daughter'. In this case... all I can say is 'like mistress, like dog'
Only one thing. I feel very indignant on this dog's behalf. For such a smart dog, she got a rather erm... ________ name. (Fill in the blank yourself) U know whats she called... Woofy. Sometimes I wonder... if she squeak... would she be called squeaky? If she growled... will she be called growlly. If she barked... would she be called barky. (The above mistress... please don't take offense. This is just one of my ramblings)
Hmmm... I always wanted two budgeries... because then I can call want 'budge' and the other 'jerry'. 'Budge-jerry'... get it???? Haha... When I was small... I thought it was the most unique and most original way to call two animals. I was so damn proud of myself last time.
Last time... for SOME unknown reason... I asked my friend whether she like to eat 'dodo' fishballs. She pause for a moment and suddenly looked very enlightened. Then she said... no wonder all the dodos are dead. Muahaha... I had this great brainwave. Ask Michelle whether if I send this to the reader's digest for their jokes section... will they accept it and publish it. She said very carefully not to hurt my feelings... no... I think they won't. So sad... there is a reward of $200 for every joke published. Not very funny meh?
Thats the end of Huimin's random nonsense on animals. Thank you.
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